Caption competition

Discussion in 'The Barracks' started by dbf, Oct 30, 2008.

  1. JPP

    JPP Junior Member

    We ave ways of making you talk. (German testicle slapper)
  2. JDKR

    JDKR Member Patron

    Dave misunderstood the instruction to design a new, wheeled-trailer, map marking symbol.
  3. bamboo43

    bamboo43 Very Senior Member

    The three remaining members of Led Zeppelin finally find a way of replacing John Bonham.

  4. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA Patron

  5. High Wood

    High Wood Well-Known Member

    George Formby was right when he complained that all the good looking girls fancy the guitar player and not the bloke that plays the Ukulele.
  6. Robert-w

    Robert-w Banned

    Ever heard about what they say about men with big feet
  7. High Wood

    High Wood Well-Known Member

    Yes, big shoes.
  8. High Wood

    High Wood Well-Known Member


    After the recent baby swapping scandal the maternity unit was taking protection of the new born very seriously.
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  9. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA Patron

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  10. JPP

    JPP Junior Member


    I think we've sprung a leak sir.
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  11. JimHerriot

    JimHerriot Ready for Anything

    Quality control of Taiwan supplied tear gas delivery equipment to Hong Kong Police questioned by Beijing.
  12. bamboo43

    bamboo43 Very Senior Member

    The manager of Zizzi in Salisbury prepares for the restaurants reopening.
  13. idler

    idler GeneralList

    Henri never could get started while someone was watching, and the pressure was beginning to show...
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  14. JPP

    JPP Junior Member

    Nazi V Weapon The Atomic Water Pistol
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  15. papiermache

    papiermache Well-Known Member

    You're a absolute shower.

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  16. tmac

    tmac Senior Member

    What's the cure for water on the brain? A tap on the head
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  17. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    The French prototype for a full body incontinence suit suffered from some serious design flaws.
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  18. High Wood

    High Wood Well-Known Member

    The low budget remake of Fahrenheit 451 bombed at the box office.
  19. Charley Fortnum

    Charley Fortnum Dreaming of Red Eagles

    Can anybody manage anything with this?

  20. bamboo43

    bamboo43 Very Senior Member

    More hopefuls arrive in the recruitment drive for the newly formed Flying Squad. One has very short-fat-hairy legs.

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