Caption competition

Discussion in 'The Barracks' started by dbf, Oct 30, 2008.

  1. Mr Jinks

    Mr Jinks Bit of a Cad

    On Trustpilot, RAC Breakdown Cover has a 4 out of 5 score; the AA scores 4/5 and Green Flag scored much lower at 2.5.
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    Kyle
     
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  2. Robert-w

    Robert-w Banned

    Bad news - the sponsor has decided to remake this ad with a load of chimps
     
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  3. smdarby

    smdarby Patron Patron

    Okay, let's get our story straight. There was this big, green, angry bloke...
     
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  4. idler

    idler GeneralList

    British tank casualty analysis proved pointless as, whatever the cause, the result was a brew-up.
     
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  5. idler

    idler GeneralList

    "Right, now you've all got a cuppa, let's go over the concept of a turret-down position one more time..."
     
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  6. bamboo43

    bamboo43 Very Senior Member Patron

    Once again Ginger had failed on the hill start element of the test.
     
  7. bofors

    bofors Senior Member

    I told you, you cannot do a 360 in this thing.
     
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  8. tmac

    tmac Senior Member

    Well, it'll probably stop it getting stolen, but I still think we should remove the distributor rotor arm to make sure.
     
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  9. Blutto

    Blutto Plane Mad

    When I said "a shady scrap deal" I meant something with a bit of shade...
     
  10. JPP

    JPP Junior Member

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  11. Robert-w

    Robert-w Banned

    Do you think we ought to try and get Charlie out of the driver's seat? I'm getting tired of his shouting.
     
  12. Charley Fortnum

    Charley Fortnum Dreaming of Red Eagles

    I'll start a new round.

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  13. bamboo43

    bamboo43 Very Senior Member Patron

    It could be wurst, I could be a suicide bombe!!
     
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  14. Charley Fortnum

    Charley Fortnum Dreaming of Red Eagles

    September 480 BC: The Battle of Salamis begins!
     
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  15. DavidW

    DavidW Well-Known Member

    German sausage jokes are simply the wurst
     
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  16. JimHerriot

    JimHerriot Ready for Anything

    Tiens, voilà du boudin, voilà du boudin, voilà du boudin,
    Pours les Alsaciens, les Suisses et les Lorrains,
    Pours les Belges y en a plus, pours les Belges y en a plus, Ce sont des tireurs au cul.

    Etc. etc. etc.

    Very politically incorrect nowadays, and with all due deference to mes amis Belgique, the words somehow seem very appropriate for this picture.

    Kind regards, always,

    Jim.

    P.S. I have sung this song on numerous occasions, and been asked to leave by the nearest window on surprisingly fewer occasions! (as a solo be prepared to man the pumps and take all that comes at you - I still bear the scars!).
     
  17. idler

    idler GeneralList

    Although they couldn't bring themselves to eat British emulsified high-fat offal tubes, the French found them ideal for clearing Turkish trenches.
     
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  18. idler

    idler GeneralList

    I was quite shocked
    To learn the French
    Enjoyed a sausage
    Deep in their trench!
     
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  19. JimHerriot

    JimHerriot Ready for Anything

    Steady the Buffs!

    Kind regards, always,

    Jim.
     
  20. idler

    idler GeneralList

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    Much though it pained him to admit it, Haig had to agree that the French had found a credible battlefield role for their cavalry.
     
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