The CV19 thread

Discussion in 'The Barracks' started by Dave55, Feb 28, 2020.

  1. alieneyes

    alieneyes Senior Member

    That would [​IMG] on things like "flow"
     
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  2. Charley Fortnum

    Charley Fortnum Dreaming of Red Eagles

    Last time I checked, I was still with us.

    Let me know if you happen to notice any change.
     
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  3. papiermache

    papiermache Well-Known Member

    Life was just a lame canary, as represented by Ann Widdecombe

     
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  4. CL1

    CL1 116th LAA and 92nd (Loyals) LAA,Royal Artillery

    2 world wars and many other catastrophes
    ha ha look at the stock markets down many percentage points ( many people will make many millions out of this because at the end of the day that is what they do its a gamble)

    gold looking good up a few hundred pounds since last year cheaper option is silver

    all caused by a flu virus

    world population 7.7 billion
    850000 with the virus so far
    really

    sadly the flu in GB kills circa 30000 people a year Influenza update - 361

    these nonces really need to get a grip on reality and stop panicking the population of the world
    plus some of these countries really need to look at how they treat their food chain.(not withstanding global warming and plastic and all that chat)
     
  5. Tricky Dicky

    Tricky Dicky Don'tre member

    You need to be employed by either the BBC (World Affairs and Economy) or ONS - I need to write a letter!!

    TD

    PS I am still alive - just :huh:
     
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  6. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

    Decimals, old boy ?

    Dicky is right. With facts like that you are well qualified for the NYT and BBC :)
     
  7. HAARA

    HAARA Well-Known Member

    Spotted in my local supermarket - if you are not happy with getting just ordinary Corona like everyone else, you could always go for Corona Extra!

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  8. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    I would love to know if Corona beer sales have been helped or hindered. On the one hand, the name association is a negative and on the other, the word Corona has been in the news every day.
     
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  9. Harry Ree

    Harry Ree Very Senior Member

    I can see the government raising an order for the reintroduction of the military FFI to cover the whole of the population.

    Beware of the MO's stick .

    Corona....the supermarkets are stacked out with the stuff here in the local area....nothing like the Corona soft drinks we used to rave for in the old days when there was not too much "pop" around.
     
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  10. SDP

    SDP Incurable Cometoholic

    The current supply chains appear somewhat complicated. Why not just get it delivered direct to your door.

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  11. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    On a positive note, cruise line stock is now a real buying opportunity!

    If you live long enough.

    Norwegian Cruise Line Holdings

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  12. Wobbler

    Wobbler Well-Known Member

    All I did was ask for a tissue...

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  13. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

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  14. CL1

    CL1 116th LAA and 92nd (Loyals) LAA,Royal Artillery

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

    or Corvid a few companies by that name
    plus I hope the crow family is not offended in anyway
     
  15. Chris C

    Chris C Canadian

    Rumours of our deaths have been greatly exaggerated.
     
  16. Robert-w

    Robert-w Banned

    No 'cause they can spell - it's COVID19 and that's not the Chinese dropping their r s
     
  17. CL1

    CL1 116th LAA and 92nd (Loyals) LAA,Royal Artillery

    yes Bob its a little joke in my simple little mind

    make mine a cream soda
     
  18. bamboo43

    bamboo43 Very Senior Member Patron

    I was cracking up listening to my mate talking to his family in Middlesbrough. Firstly, they had been to the supermarket and noticed Corona beer was on sale. Having taken advantage of this bargain, they discussed the use of face masks in the city. His sister said that she had considered buying one, but realised it would stop her having a fag!

    Tough lot on Teesside.
     
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  19. Robert-w

    Robert-w Banned

    Worse than a pun
     
  20. Rich Payne

    Rich Payne Rivet Counter 1940 Obsessive

    I'm trying to catch it within the next three weeks. Apparently once past 60, it's far more likely to be fatal...
     
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