Retired Green Beret Shoots Intruder, Gets Court Martial

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  1. David Layne

    David Layne Well-Known Member

    Retired Green Beret shoots intruder, gets court martial

    BREVARD, Jan. 19, 2008 – Retired Army Green Beret Smokey Taylor got his court martial this weekend and came away feeling good about it.
    Taylor, at age 80 the oldest member of Chapter XXXIII of the Special Forces Association, was on trial by his peers under the charge of “failing to use a weapon of sufficient caliber” in the shooting of an intruder at his home in Knoxville, TN, in December.
    The entire affair, of course, was very much tongue in cheek. Taylor had been awakened in the early morning hours of Dec. 17, 2007, when an intruder broke into his home. He investigated the noises with one of his many weapons in hand.
    When the intruder threatened him with a knife, Taylor warned him, then brought his .22 caliber pistol to bear and shot him right between the eyes.
    “That boy had the hardest head I’ve ever seen,” Taylor said after his trial. “The bullet bounced right off. ”The impact knocked the would-be thief down momentarily. He crawled out of the room then got up and ran out the door and down the street. Knoxville police apprehended him a few blocks away and he now awaits trial in the Knox County jail.
    The charges against Taylor were considered to be serious. He is a retired Special Forces Weapons Sergeant with extensive combat experience during the wars in Korea and Vietnam.
    Charges were brought against him under the premise that he should have saved the county and taxpayers the expense of a trial,” said Chapter XXXIII President Bill Long of Asheville. “He could have used a .45 or .38. The .22 just wasn’t big enough to get the job done.”
    Taylor’s defense attorney, another retired Weapons Sergeant, disagreed. He said Taylor had done the right thing in choosing to arm himself with a .22.
    “If he’d used a .45 or something like that the round would have gone right through the perp, the wall, the neighbor’s wall and possibly injured some innocent child asleep in its bed,” he said. “I believe the evidence shows that Smokey Taylor exercised excellent judgment in his choice of weapons. He did nothing wrong, and clearly remains to this day an excellent weapons man.”
    Counsel for the defense then floated a theory as to why the bullet bounced off the perp’s forehead.
    “He was victimized by old ammunition,” he said, “just as he was in Korea and again in Vietnam, when his units were issued ammo left over from World War II.”
    Taylor said nothing in his own defense, choosing instead to allow his peers to debate the matter. After the trial he said the ammunition was indeed old and added the new information that the perp had soiled his pants as he crawled out of the house.
    “I would have had an even worse mess to clean up if it had gone through his forehead,” Taylor said. “It was good for both of us that it didn’t.”
    Following testimony from both sides, Taylor was acquitted of the charges and was given a round of applause.

    Meanwhile, back in Knox County, the word is out: Don’t go messing with Smokey Taylor. He just bought a whole bunch of fresh ammo.
     
  2. Tom Canning

    Tom Canning WW2 Veteran WW2 Veteran

    David -
    Thankfully - common sense still prevails somewhere - well done Knoxville !
    Cheers
     
  3. Drew5233

    Drew5233 #FuturePilot 1940 Obsessive

    You couldn't make it up could you :lol:

    “That boy had the hardest head I’ve ever seen,” Taylor said after his trial. “The bullet bounced right off. ”The impact knocked the would-be thief down momentarily. He crawled out of the room then got up and ran out the door and down the street. Knoxville police apprehended him a few blocks away and he now awaits trial in the Knox County jail.
     
  4. von Poop

    von Poop Adaministrator Admin

  5. Jedburgh22

    Jedburgh22 Very Senior Member

    One can imagine the Liberal left outcry if it happened here !
     
  6. Smudger Jnr

    Smudger Jnr Our Man in Berlin

    Still a good shot though-between the eyes.

    The would be house breaker was exceptionally lucky!

    Regards
    Tom
     
  7. marcus69x

    marcus69x I love WW2 meah!!!

    :D Made me smile.

    Cheers David.
     
  8. DanielG

    DanielG Senior Member

    You will take note that the US is supposed to be full of gun toting citizenry but it is not true. There is never anyone with a gun when some nut goes amok like the lastest theatre shooting in Colorado.
     
  9. Mike L

    Mike L Very Senior Member

    Great story David, thanks for posting it.
     
  10. NickFenton

    NickFenton Well-Known Member

    We have a similar story here.

    The Judge rings the police to tell them that there is a burglar in the house and could they come round as soon as posible.

    Sorry they say, we are a bit busy at the moment, we will come round in the morning.

    The Judge rings them back a little later. ' Don't worry he says, l found him and shot him, no need to hurry'

    The police arrived in 5 minutes and arrest the judge.

    I believe this is a true story but if it's not, its great theatre.

    Regards,

    Nick
     
  11. Blutto

    Blutto Banned

    We have a similar story here.

    The Judge rings the police to tell them that there is a burglar in the house and could they come round as soon as posible.

    Sorry they say, we are a bit busy at the moment, we will come round in the morning.

    The Judge rings them back a little later. ' Don't worry he says, l found him and shot him, no need to hurry'

    The police arrived in 5 minutes and arrest the judge.

    I believe this is a true story but if it's not, its great theatre.

    Regards,

    Nick

    The 'punch line' was:

    Police: "You said you'd shot somebody, why did you lie?"

    Citizen: "You said you were too busy to attend, why did you lie?"
     
  12. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Hot air manufacturer

    You will take note that the US is supposed to be full of gun toting citizenry but it is not true. There is never anyone with a gun when some nut goes amok like the lastest theatre shooting in Colorado.

    That theatre chain has a Guns Free Zone policy, with signs advertising it. Probably the killer failed to notice those.
     

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