Irish Medical Dictionary The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously You are going to die anyway, so live life. Medical Term Irish Definition Artery -The study of paintings Bacteria -Back door to cafeteria Barium -What doctors do when patients die Benign -What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section -A neighbourhood in Rome Cat scan -Searching for Kitty Cauterize -Made eye contact with her Colic -A sheep dog Coma -A punctuation mark Dilate -To live long Enema -Not a friend Fester -Quicker than someone else Fibula -A small lie Impotent -Distinguished, well known Labour Pain -Getting hurt at work Medical Staff -A Doctor's cane Morbid -A higher offer Nitrates -Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days Node -I knew it Outpatient -A person who has fainted Pelvis -Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative -A letter carrier Recovery Room -Place to do upholstery Rectum -Nearly killed him Secretion -Hiding something Seizure -Roman Emperor Tablet -A small table Terminal Illness -Getting sick at the airport Tumour -One plus one more Urine -Opposite of you're out Tom, Wish 21st Tank Brigade had such erudite medical personnel as did ours? Gerry
Gerry - we had no such luck with such an erudite quack - we only had Dr. Webb an Englishman who had this habit of wandering around minefields gathering up the wounded and charging around on top of his White painted Daimler Dingo alongside the Geordie R.C. Priest - cracking jokes - couple of nut cases - the Doc got an M.C. - stay in to become a Lt.Col.....married a nurse he met in Bone..... Cheers Tom
Gerry, Hilarious stuff !! My Dad had Doc Samuels (aka Captain LJ Samuels MC) in 2 LIR. Those men, and their German counterparts, were put to work mightily day after day. thanks
