Daily Mirror online article 14 November - Incredible camouflaged home in grounds of World War 2 POW camp on sale for £500,000. Its at Camp 634 - Weston. No need to wrap it. Link> Incredible camouflaged home in grounds of World War 2 POW camp on sale for £500K Check out this property for sale on Rightmove!
I would shake the ivy to remove all the wildlife then burn it ( the ivy not the house having said that I could get it wrong) Then get an insulation company to whack some gunge in the walls I would then paint it like this