Jokes thread

Me:

 

A drone loaded with explosives was discovered at Leipzig Airport
What happened:
A bus driver spotted the drone
He stated that he was aware that drones are not permitted on airport grounds.
He therefore pinned it to the ground and notified security

German Sense of Order vs. Electronic Warfare: 1 : 0

 

Have you seen where he was going with his bus though ?

 

That looks like something from the 1960s, honestly!

Edit: sorry to be a fun ruiner but I learned the pea car was put together for an advertisement in 2005.

Honestly what the 21st century is serving up here is oversized Ford trucks.

 

The big trucks wouldn't fit on the forum.

 

A rip off of this from 1972.


Mini Outspan Orange -

 

Shouldn't that one be a lemon?

 

Oh, well, it does have a certain a-peel.

 

For some reason this cartoon reminded me of Spike Milligan's grave epitaph, which is written in Gaelic, but translated comes out as: "I told you I was ill."

 

"We're marching for England"? In a bus? That's cheating. But the footage of the Channel crossing would be golden I think.

 

He wasn't a Heubeck, was he?

https://ww2talk.com/index.php?threads/rip-werner-heubeck-cbe.17826/#post-205661

Anon.

Someone told me you could watch a solar eclipse through a colander..............I tried it and ended up straining my eyes.

Reverted to the old cereal packet camera for the grandsons:

 

Not quite

True heroes don’t wear capes

 

I met the man who built them. There are still a few about

 

Ornithology can be unintentionally funny
Have fun translating:
"Ich pflege gerne Kohlmeisen"

 

Darling, if I were to fall in love with another woman, how would you react?
I’d be totally relaxed: we’d all go our separate ways.
Seriously?
Yes: she’d go to hospital, I’d go to prison, and you’d go to the cemetery.