How can we not have a jokes thread?

Discussion in 'The Barracks' started by Za Rodinu, Feb 7, 2009.

  1. Andsco

    Andsco Active Member

  2. Lindele

    Lindele formerly HA96

    Little Harry complains to his Grandfather: Dad beats me up!”

    Grandfather: “ Go to your mother”

    Harry:” She beats me too”

    Grandfather: Go to Football Club Burnley (The Clarets), they haven’t beaten anyone in years

    Stefan.:box:
     
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  3. Lindele

    Lindele formerly HA96

     
  4. Lindele

    Lindele formerly HA96


    joke, reality or nightmare ?
    Stefan.
     
  5. papiermache

    papiermache Well-Known Member

    Knock, knock.
    "Who's there ?"
    "Isabel"
    "Isabel who?"
    "Isabel on a bike necessary?"

    Knock, knock.
    "Who's there ?"
    "Irish stew"
    "Irish stew who?"
    "Irish stew in the name of the law."
     
  6. Andsco

    Andsco Active Member

  7. Chris C

    Chris C Canadian Patron

    I have a joke about the Hawker Typhoon, but it falls off at the end.

    I also about a funny story about the Matilda tank, but it takes a while to get going.
     
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  8. bamboo43

    bamboo43 Very Senior Member Patron

    I've been watching re-runs of Peter Kay on YouTube lately. He came up with this cracker the other night:

    Husband: Why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?

    Wife: Because I don't like to call you while you're at work!!
     
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  9. Andsco

    Andsco Active Member

  10. High Wood

    High Wood Well-Known Member

    Some recommended reading:

    1940, Blitzkreig in France by Frank Rike.

    A Rifleman in Stalin's Red Army by Soldier Nitzen.

    The Fall of Berlin by General Kayos.
     
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  11. bamboo43

    bamboo43 Very Senior Member Patron

    Nice selection HW.

    You may also like: Five Land on D-Day, by Norman D. Beeches.
     
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  12. Rich Payne

    Rich Payne Rivet Counter Patron 1940 Obsessive

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