Win A Copy of Walking D-Day

Bradley quietly chuckled to himself after he had tricked both men into using the Chinese Finger trap.

Keith

 

Is that a camel's toe that Patton is hiding in his pants?





At last - your chance to win a signed copy of my new book Walking D-Day.


Competition ends midnight UK time on Friday and I will pick a winner over the weekend.

 

At last - your chance to win a signed copy of my new book Walking D-Day.

To enter the competition you need to be a registered member of the forum but it is open to everyone here, no matter where they live.

So what do you have to do?

Caption for this photo please.

The one that really makes me laugh wins.

Competition ends midnight UK time on Friday and I will pick a winner over the weekend.


Bloody hell you're short Monty. You would be down here George if you scraped the BULL SHIT off your boots.

 

Monty to Patton "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

 

"OK, OK you can lick out boots"

 

Despite their supposed desire for attention, Bradley saw that Monty and Patton were at ease in each other's company.

 

Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno who this bloke in the helmet is? I don't think he's as famous as us.

 

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Bradley - I don't get it!

 

Bradley (thinks aghast): "Sheesh ... Siegfried Line reactivation or no, it's a bit much hanging your old feller out to dry like that in company !"

 

Patton: 'In 24 hours, I'll be throwing my troops across the Rhine.'

Monty: 'No need to throw them, George old boy, we'll lend you some Bailey bridges.'

 

"So monty what are your men doing with that french flag over there? - Its in case they need to surrender"

So how many french soldiers do you need to defend paris? - dont know its never been tried before"

 

The Scene:

Outside the Beer Tent at "War & Peace" Show 2011

"Were you at 'War & Peace' last year?"

"Yes....why?"

"Well, did you see that one sad bloke who could only afford to dress up as a Lieutenant? What on earth did he think he looked like?!"

 

"I hate being the only gay in the army"

 

Competition now closed. Will decide the result this evening.

 

Some great responses, but the one that made me laugh from a WW2 perspective was by member tmac :

Patton: 'In 24 hours, I'll be throwing my troops across the Rhine.'

Monty: 'No need to throw them, George old boy, we'll lend you some Bailey bridges.'

So we have a winner!

tmac please contact me by PM with your address so I can send you a copy of the book.

 

Congratulations and well done, tmac!

 

Well done, Tmac.

 

Congratulations tmac

Lesley

 

Congratulations Tom. You are a worthy winner.

Even more appropriate is the fact that Tom's Father's Regiment, played an important part in helping to defend the bridges at Benouville on D-Day. He was also the first person to contact me a number of years ago, which helped kicked start my own research. A really great bloke.

Regards - Rob

 

Good one Tom, well done!