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Monty " For some reason I want to keep refering to you as Kemosabe, ha ha ha"

 

September 1944 - SHAEF can't decide on whether the Allies' next advance should be north through Holland or east over the Rhine



Bradley: Boys, there's only one to way to resolve this. Rock, paper, scissors. Best out of 3. Okay, when I say go. 3, 2, 1 ...

 

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Come on you two - This is serious!

 

"Now that Bradley has ordered us to bury the hatchet, I know just the place to bury it."

Keith

 

Monty: So I said to the British lads if George visits you in hospital lean back like this.

 

Bradley couldnt understand why he wasnt being taken seriously:
Patton and Monty "German Tanks in the Ardennes!!! honestly Brad, you're quite the wit"

Bradley: "Guys, honestly! Big, Big ones with big guns and lots of men too"

 

Some good ones, keep 'em coming!

 

Monty: 'Well, George, I see that - like me - you've kept yourself in trim.'

Patton: 'Yes, Monty, I won't be fighting the battle of the bulge any time soon.'

 

Monty: "You know, Picture Post says that man from the films is thinking of going into politics."

Ike: "You're kiddin' me right. I'd make president before old Ronnie!"

 

Both Patton and Monty have just noticed the very small bulge in Bradley's pants.
Monty to Patton " I guess Bradley lost the battle of the bulge"

 

Monty reports:

"We've become accustomed to living on the beach where our chief irritation is sand, both mentally and physically. It has become apparent to me that your fellow American, Cole Porter has not lived on a beach when he wrote "Sand in my Shoes", or I feel certain that the last word of the title would have embraced more than one article of clothing"

Apologies to Pte RG Johnson (3774162) of 8 Kings Battalion for stealing and adapting part of his war diary written on Juno Beach July 1944. (WO-171-1317-8-Kings-Jan-Aug-1944).

 

Bradley "draw!"

 

Monty to Patton: Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me!

 

A canadian an American and a Brit walk into this bar....

 

Monty: I heard George that you said that the US Third Army could "drive the British back into the sea for another Dunkirk."

Patton (in a Soprano voice, which was his norm): Squeak "Yes, that's what I said."

Bradley (otherwise known as Homer Simpson): Doh!

Monty: Ha, Ha... Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha... Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,... Like to see you try, by George, what! says Montgomery, p*ssing himself laughing!

 

Patton: "I had to laugh when I heard Churchill predicting this could be a 6 year war, silly arse, it will be over long before 1947"

 

“Hitler escaped from Berlin”

http://www.ww2talk.com/forum/books-films-tv-radio/38462-hitler-escaped.html

 

Patton: .......then Hitler says to Eva "Not tonight Josephine".

Bradley: Hey you guys, that joke's real old now, it's been on YouTube for years.

 

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."