Why only American can defeat the Aliens who invade the Earth?

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  1. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

  2. Slipdigit

    Slipdigit Old Hickory Recon

    Why Aliens always attack American at first in the movies?
    I think in American opinions: These bad guys come to America , must for rob money,rob lands,rob god, rob pretty girls.Ha ha!:wub:
    At the end of movies, Earth people always said:Oh,American,my heerrroooo !:wow:
    Well, as Diane and others alluded to, the movies you are referring to are made in the US, for US audiences. Since the main idea behind making most movies is for the producers to make a profit....you know about profit, don't you? Chairman Mao was all for profit, I understand. Anyway, I digress. To make a profit, the producers have to make movies that audiences will pay to see. I don't really see a large portion of the US movie-going public paying to see a flick where everyone speaks Western Slobovian or some other language unknown to them.

    Now refugees in the US from the People's Republic of Western Slobovia might go to see such a movie in their language, but there aren't very many of them and by and large they prefer to see movies about the mole people attacking, rather than space aliens. It is some kind of cultural thing.

    Their arch-enemies, the Eastern Slobovians like to see people from the bottom of the ocean attacking, but those are so hard to make, what with all the heavy diving bells and air tanks that are needed, plus there are even less Eastern Slobovians in the US than Western Slobovians.

    Don't even get me started about the movie tastes of the people from Schitorstan.
     
  3. wowtank

    wowtank Very Senior Member

    I am giving the OP 7/10. Clever troll. Haven't seen that USA Alien post thing get so many bites for a long time.
     
  4. At Home Dad (Returning)

    At Home Dad (Returning) Well-Known Member

    Huang Di was an alien, wasn't he?

    and what about the Dropa!

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  5. Owen

    Owen -- --- -.. MOD

    I thought Bacteria killed them.


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  6. Rich Payne

    Rich Payne Rivet Counter Patron 1940 Obsessive

    Anyone who thinks that the British couldn't defeat aliens single handed has obviously never seen 'Quatermass and the Pit'

    Quatermass and the Pit 1967

    Quality Hammer....and WW2 interest as they thought that it was a UXB to start with.
     
  7. wowtank

    wowtank Very Senior Member

    Anyone who thinks that the British couldn't defeat aliens single handed has obviously never seen 'Quatermass and the Pit'

    Quatermass and the Pit 1967

    Quality Hammer....and WW2 interest as they thought that it was a UXB to start with.

    Or DR. Who and UNIT but only the old DR Who:D Not counting "Battlefield." You can't out nerd me.
     
  8. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    Why Aliens always attack American at first in the movies?
    I think in American opinions: These bad guys come to America , must for rob money,rob lands,rob god, rob pretty girls.Ha ha!:wub:
    At the end of movies, Earth people always said:Oh,American,my heerrroooo !:wow:

    That only happened due to professional respect. Godzilla had territorial rights to Asia!
     
  9. urqh

    urqh Senior Member

    Thats true...How come Godzilla appears mostly out east? I know he got lost once and ended up in New York...but thats it then...Yanks get aliens...East gets Godzillas....we get squirrels.....Everyone...get the squirrels..before they get us..
     
  10. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    No question that Squirrels can be quite aggressive!

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  11. wowtank

    wowtank Very Senior Member

    Godzilla WTF. And godzuki too.
     
  12. Buteman

    Buteman 336/102 LAA Regiment (7 Lincolns), RA

  13. Susan Smethurst

    Susan Smethurst Senior but too talkative

    But as soon as we lose one another arrives.
     
  14. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Hot air manufacturer

    well, if ol' john wayne cant do it, call the doctor!who? yep! doctor who, thats who! he always wins!!! an he ant a yank!!

    Did you say who?
     
  15. wowtank

    wowtank Very Senior Member

    We're doomed if they do invade.:lol:

    Wur Doomed, Entombed & Marooned... - YouTube

    One of the wargames magazines a few years ago, did an article using the Wargames foundry home guard heroes. They were fighting Icons ( I think they do the DR Who stuff) Daleks in ww2. The Captain of the home guard said it was a typical shabby Nazi trick:D
     
  16. gunbunnyB/3/75FA

    gunbunnyB/3/75FA Senior Member

    yep, doctor who. i geuss i outed my self as a whovian fan, and bow ties are cool!
     
  17. tivew

    tivew Discharged

    In the independant day! The American air force use supersonic warplane fight against the light speed spaceship of aleins creatrue ? Are you kidding me ? It' like some stupid men in stone aged use clubs fight against the superpower who own the nuclear warheads!
    I think if the Aliens fleet in the our planet? The American or European must fight back with money bombs,because they know they will loss the war certainly! Ha ha!


    You're right, Urqh. Considering the number of stars out there and attendent number of potential life supporting planets around them, we have to stay vigilant. And well, the US can't be on guard all the time.

    I mean we have to build new MacDonalds, Starbucks and Walmarts sometime, so we'll need to let another country have a turn from time to time and China is a good fit, I think. They have a boat-load of people, so casualties counts won't be that bad when you look at the percentages. They don't speak English well enough to be understood by the aliens, because as you know, that is the language of all space aliens. Therefore, they can practically talk in front of aliens and make plans without the aliens knowing what is going on. In addition to the river thing, they also have that long wall that they can hide behind to ambush the aliens from.

    But, if they need help, we'll dig up John Wayne, tell him to saddle up and lead a good, old fashioned cavalry charge. That always works.
     
  18. Steve Mac

    Steve Mac Very Senior Member

    Why only American can defeat the Aliens who invade the Earth?
    The Amercian often boast how they defeated Alien who invade the Earth in Hollywood movie. Tell Earth people Amercian is the strongest country in world. Warning other countries don't tried to confront American army. European have the most high technology.:confused: :D

    ... They don't speak English well enough to be understood by the aliens, because as you know, that is the language of all space aliens. .

    So Jeff, the Aliens only land in the US because they speak English. So tell me how are US citizens able to converse with them? :D

    Best,

    Steve.
     
  19. tivew

    tivew Discharged

    Aliens have already successfully invaded and taken over the US. Now they are coming for the rest of us.
    I mean look at this


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    An aleins creatrue come from other planet disguise a girl of Earth to confuse the American soldiers !:D
     
  20. Steve Mac

    Steve Mac Very Senior Member

    Aliens have already successfully invaded and taken over the US. Now they are coming for the rest of us.
    I mean look at this


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    An aleins creatrue come from other planet disguise a girl of Earth to confuse the American soldiers !:D

    Where is this planet? I'm putting in for a transfer!

    Best,

    Steve.
     
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