Why only American can defeat the Aliens who invade the Earth?

Why only American can defeat the Aliens who invade the Earth?
The Amercian often boast how they defeated Alien who invade the Earth in Hollywood movie. Tell Earth people Amercian is the strongest country in world. Warning other countries don't tried to confront American army. European have the most high technology.
Come on,buddy! The American and European even could'nt defeat Communism China. How they can resist Alien invade? I think Aliens can reach to Earth by light speed or space jumping technology, their equiqments must very advanced! The European even can't fly out the solar system!Or can't land the Mars.
Always European defeat Alien in movie,let our Asian people very shame.
Do you know why Aliens dare not attack China?
Do you believe,if aliens dare send a spacecraft to China. China will copy hundreds of same spaceship fly to Aliens after a year.
So,American and European ,don't offense China! Or you very sorry for that!

 

Aliens spies from other planet come to American,come to Earth.
They hungry,buy hamburger to eat ,Aliens get Mad Cow Disease.
They thirst ,buy water to drink ,God know the water were polluted by American nuclear powerplant.
Aliens want to negotiate with American government,God know their car was stolen by thief. Their mobile phones were robbed by two American gunmen.

Alien spies tell their comrade: Report to the fleet and headquaters who stay Mars, run! The American is only country that we can't offense in the planet.
It's just a kidding! Ha ha

 

I will have some of what you are drinking

 

Why only American can defeat the Aliens who invade the Earth?
The Amercian often boast how they defeated Alien who invade the Earth in Hollywood movie. Tell Earth people Amercian is the strongest country in world. Warning other countries don't tried to confront American army. European have the most high technology.
Come on,buddy! The American and European even could'nt defeat Communism China. How they can resist Alien invade? I think Aliens can reach to Earth by light speed or space jumping technology, their equiqments must very advanced! The European even can't fly out the solar system!Or can't land the Mars.
Always European defeat Alien in movie,let our Asian people very shame.
Do you know why Aliens dare not attack China?
Do you believe,if aliens dare send a spacecraft to China. China will copy hundreds of same spaceship fly to Aliens after a year.
So,American and European ,don't offense China! Or you very sorry for that!


This is thread is new and exciting and I will stick in a cool story bro as well.

I hate crap memes.

 

The European even can't fly out the solar system!Or can't land the Mars.


Europe has put a craft on Mars.

 

I will have some of what you are drinking
I don't think it is what he is drinking that is the problem.

As for defeating space aliens who invade the Earth, we've already taken care of that. Didn't you see story on Twitter? I mean, look around, you do you see any aliens wafting about?

 

Well there are some funny people on ww2 talk Slip...

But could the Alien hordes invade China? Any nation that can provide us with prawn balls has to have some gonads themselves....My money is on the Chinese to beat the Aliens. They just got to re route a few rivers and swamp the alien landing zones. The Chinese have a thing about river defences.

 

Thousands of people are being trained to kill in camps only a few miles from where you live.



The government calls it the army.

 

Here in Britain we keep losing Aliens by the tens of thousands. . . . . .

 

Well there are some funny people on ww2 talk Slip...

But could the Alien hordes invade China? Any nation that can provide us with prawn balls has to have some gonads themselves....My money is on the Chinese to beat the Aliens. They just got to re route a few rivers and swamp the alien landing zones. The Chinese have a thing about river defences.

You're right, Urqh. Considering the number of stars out there and attendent number of potential life supporting planets around them, we have to stay vigilant. And well, the US can't be on guard all the time.

I mean we have to build new MacDonalds, Starbucks and Walmarts sometime, so we'll need to let another country have a turn from time to time and China is a good fit, I think. They have a boat-load of people, so casualties counts won't be that bad when you look at the percentages. They don't speak English well enough to be understood by the aliens, because as you know, that is the language of all space aliens. Therefore, they can practically talk in front of aliens and make plans without the aliens knowing what is going on. In addition to the river thing, they also have that long wall that they can hide behind to ambush the aliens from.

But, if they need help, we'll dig up John Wayne, tell him to saddle up and lead a good, old fashioned cavalry charge. That always works.

 

I think Aliens can reach to Earth by light speed or space jumping technology, their equiqments must very advanced!

It is not 'light speed' but we use something what you on Earth probably call 'space jumping technology'. Such technology is probably considered as "advanced" by the humans but for us it is a fairly normal / standard thing.

 

Why Aliens always attack American at first in the movies?
I think in American opinions: These bad guys come to America , must for rob money,rob lands,rob god, rob pretty girls.Ha ha!:wub:
At the end of movies, Earth people always said:Oh,American,my heerrroooo ！:wow:

 

Why Aliens always attack American at first in the movies?
I think in American opinions: These bad guys come to America , must for rob money,rob lands,rob god, rob pretty girls.Ha ha!:wub:
At the end of movies, Earth people always said:Oh,American,my heerrroooo ！:wow:
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I do recall seeing a movie where the aliens came and gave a hand in helping to defeat the Nazi's but those would have been the good aliens. Of course not all aliens are good ones they have their baddies too. The worst though haven't come here yet but we're expecting them..... back, yep the space Nazis are out there so watch out.

Iron Sky teaser - Space Nazis attack! - YouTube

 

Seriously? Do you also think Transformers is based on a true story?
After I see movie <Los Angeles battle>
Feeling alien soldiers worse than Earth militia, just find some people on the street give them AK47 can kill aliens, Alien shoot accuracy close to 0%, God know how the so worse aliens can occupies U.S. military base in this fighting.
Are the director kidding me?
If the Alien soldiers had so bad equiqment,how they reach Earth from outsaid by space jumping technology? It's unimaginable! The Alien fleet seem to so weak in American movie. or Alien soldiers look more stupid than human in movie.


I do recall seeing a movie where the aliens came and gave a hand in helping to defeat the Nazi's but those would have been the good aliens. Of course not all aliens are good ones they have their baddies too. The worst though haven't come here yet but we're expecting them..... back, yep the space Nazis are out there so watch out.

Iron Sky teaser - Space Nazis attack! - YouTube

 

well, if ol' john wayne cant do it, call the doctor!who? yep! doctor who, thats who! he always wins!!! an he ant a yank!!

 

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