What is it?

So THATS what that was about! I wondered. Damn, I thought it meant I'd get lucky!

 

Unfortunately the Pork Scratchings Squadron was grounded that day which would have given it away to you.

 

Was the Scot's division on holiday as well at the same time?

 

Probably. I thought you were going on holiday? Or did I imagine that?

 

Of the many things you imagine this isn't one of them. I am in Malta at the moment Nice and sunny (and over 30C)...

 

You realise you must now die for this?

 

Of course but it won't happen (I'll ban you... )

 

Of course but it won't happen (I'll ban you... )
Oh yeah? You and whose army?

 

I don't need any army (morse will back me if needs be)

 

Would you care to lay money on that?

(Aren't we good, 5 pages in to a quiz thread and we've taken it so far off topic it can't be seen over the horizon)

 

I would bet that you what know the answer of the next question.

What is this the tail of?

 

That'd be a plane Gnomey.

 

Well I was expecting an answer a bit more specific than that but at least we are on topic again...

 

Do you think it has wings?

(Yes, the brain is shut down for the night, so it can't decide quite which plane of the 2 it's thinking of to go for, making me sound like a total blonde)

 

I think it has wings I would have to check though.

*Checks*

It does have wings

 

Okay, we're narrowing it down here. Does it have a tail?

 

It is a picture of it's tail...

 

Is it? Damn. It got a nose then?

 

Yes a fairly ugly one.

 

Right. Okay. It got a fuselage?