The Lottery Tonight 94 Million pounds

I see tonights euro lottery carries a jackpot of £94 million pounds.

Are you feeling lucky ?
What would you do with it if you won ?

Just to give you some encouragement here are the odds.

Winning the euro.......116,571,800-1

One couple have won £1 million twice. ( it could be your lucky day)

Graham.

 

We have the same type of Stupidity Tax running here in Canada. It warms my heart to see the long lines of people at the ticket kiosks, helping to reduce what the government extracts from my wallet.

 

I've also made a fortune by never having bought a Lottery Ticket.....

 

Thatsalotta money !


PUT

 

Even though people know they can't win.It dos'ent stop them having a punt.

Graham.

 

count me in mate

 

Me too.

 

apologies for my absence i have been kidnapped by an alien

 

We are looking at holiday brochures here ??

Graham.

 

Any relation Adam?

Man parks tank outside home: Military enthusiast refuses to move 4-tonne monster | Daily Mail Online

 

Adam,

for a split-second, I thought you had won a few quid.

Graham.

 

The lifetime odds of dying from a local meteorite, asteroid, or comet impact at 1 in 1,600,000.

you get the above for free

 

Take your pick!

Getting three balls in the UK national lottery 1 in 11
Dying on the road over 50 years of driving 1 in 85
Transmission of measles 1 in 100
Dying of any cause in the next year 1 in 100
Annual risk of death from smoking 10 cigarettes per day 1 in 200
Getting four balls in the UK national lottery 1 in 206
Needing emergency treatment in the next year after being injured by a can, bottle, or jar 1 in 1,00
Needing emergency treatment in the next year after being injured by a bed mattress or pillow 1 in 2000
Death by an accident at home 1 in 7100
Getting five balls in the UK national lottery 1 in 11 098
Death by an accident at work 1 in 40 000
Death playing soccer 1 in 50 000
Death by murder 1 in 100 000
Being hit in your home by a crashing aeroplane 1 in 250 000
Death by rail accident 1 in 500 000
Drowning in the bath in the next year 1 in 685 000
Getting six balls in the UK national lottery 1 in 2 796 763
Being struck by lightning 1 in 10 000 000
Death from new variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease 1 in 10 000 000
Death from a nuclear power accident 1 in 10 000 000

 

I feel better now

 

I don't play, but if I remember correctly the first ever jackpot win on the UK National Lottery was £850,000. That to me was a nice life-changing amount without being too silly.

 

I'm glad I have my bunker and will be staying indoors, its a bloody dangerous place out there espcially with all that bedroom stuff flying around

Bamboo - go on be silly


TD

 

OK TD, if you say so....