The CV19 thread

I used to cough to cover up a fart. Now I fart to cover up a cough.

 

This was Bourbon Street in the French Quarter last night, St. Patrick's Day. A big change from how it usually is on March 17th.



Of course on the other hand, many comment on how they've never seen Bourbon Street look so clean and not smell like booze, puke, piss, poop and blood. There's always an upside to everything.

 

Not sure if I can reproduce this. As if!!!!

 

Also, if anyone is interested in how all these exotic diseases originate in China, watch this. It does make sense. Dang Chinamen!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=213002766740632

 

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TD

 

Is it me or have the TV channels stopped showing adverts for toilet rolls - maybe members from all over could do a poll and check

Spooky

TD

 

Snapped this pic of a homemade bread recipe from a magazine at the barbershop. You never know....



This goes good with homemade bread.

 

This evening our Chancellor made a public announcement. The content is basically a very elaborate development of a vintage but proven concept:



The King lost a battle. Now keep calm is the first civic duty. I ask the citizens of Berlin to do so. The King and his brothers are alive.
Some traditions seems everlasting

 

Trouble is all the shelves are empty of flour - surprisingly enough the beer shelves are not empty
TD

 

Not so. I was told the only beer available was Corona.

Tim

 

There. Fixed it for you

 

Thanks mate

It is odd though that they seem to have disappeared off our screens

TD

 

Oddly earlier I saw some adverts for Airlines and thought they must be watching these thinking money well spent

 

Meanwhile, in the U.S.

 

Because,
when the toilet paper does run out, it ain't gonna be pretty:

 

Hmm - I really wish I had taken out shares in bidet manufacturing companies - too late now I guess, especially like the ones with warm air blowers, then I wouldnt need loo rolls at all, in fact I could sell my stockpile

TD

 

Lanc turret?

 

I went to the Supermarket early this morning, for some bread, milk and a few other items and it was an experience. The Wrinklies were bloody dangerous and swarming in large numbers. Reminds me of that series "The walking Dead". I had an inkling it could get ugly and took a trolley for protection. I was right and was hit four or five times and the women were the worst. I was then hit from behind in my ankles and told the woman, to either back off, or I'll shove her into my shopping trolley and push her into the canal a short distance away.

Be careful out there folks.