The Awards Show

Discussion in 'The Barracks' started by morse1001, May 28, 2006.

  1. Kitty

    Kitty Very Senior Member

    You call it "focused" I call it "maniac"! Same difference!:screwy: :screwy:

    *gets out of deckchair, drags it to a safe distance, sits down to watch the fireworks.*
     
  2. plant-pilot

    plant-pilot Senior Member

    You call it "focused" I call it "maniac"! Same difference!:screwy: :screwy:

    Well insulting a 'maniac', or even someone who is 'focused', is like poking a stick in a hornets nest. You know it was a silly thing to do, you know there's no way to run far enough and you know it's going to hurt.

    All you had to do, appart from not call me ugly, was to apologise once you'd realized that you'd made a mistake and you'd mixed my picture up with someone elses.

    Now where's the 20:1 2 stroke fuel mix?
     
  3. Kitty

    Kitty Very Senior Member

    I still think you're cute Mr. chainsaw wielding man.
     
  4. morse1001

    morse1001 Very Senior Member

    Now where's the 20:1 2 stroke fuel mix?

    I pour water into the chainsaw!
     
  5. plant-pilot

    plant-pilot Senior Member

    I pour water into the chainsaw!

    Yours maybe, not mine. To sabotage mine you'd have to get close and I don't think you want to do that. It wouldn't be safe.
     
  6. Kitty

    Kitty Very Senior Member

    Master Yoda say: hurt this shall!

    Go PP! :)
     
  7. 51highland

    51highland Very Senior Member

    Retires to a safe distance as hates sight of blood, especially my own.
     
  8. plant-pilot

    plant-pilot Senior Member

    Retires to a safe distance as hates sight of blood, especially my own.

    What's your worry, you're perfectly safe. Did you call me ugly?
     
  9. Kitty

    Kitty Very Senior Member

    Is anybody else actually going to vote in The Squaddies, for which this thread was set up, Mr Hijacker Person (muscling in on my territory there, methinks, and a chainsaw shall not save thee), or is this a personal scrap between the RE and Flyboy?
    By the way, the book is still open. I can give you good odds.
     
  10. Loki

    Loki Member

    Urm, "focused" is that some sort of Brit term for "DE-ranged chainsaw weilding psychopath"? :wacko:
     
  11. Kitty

    Kitty Very Senior Member

    Yes.

    Will somebody else please VOTE!
    Thank you.
     
  12. morse1001

    morse1001 Very Senior Member

    Urm, "focused" is that some sort of Brit term for "DE-ranged chainsaw weilding psychopath"? :wacko:

    Got it in one!
     
  13. Kitty

    Kitty Very Senior Member

    So I take it no-one else is going to vote? Miserable so-and-so's. Morse you'll have to make it up.
     
  14. Gnomey

    Gnomey World Travelling Doctor

    Nothing wrong with making up the results...
     

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