First came the Oscars, then the Emmys, then the Baftas and now our own, our vey own awards have arrived: "The Squaddies"!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, time to dig out the old tux, party frock or kilt and polish off the last of last years wine, its time to get ready for the first annual "Squaddie Bash"! The Naafi is providing the bar and sticky bun bar. Before we do anything, we must have the nominations! Best male poster! Kiwiwriter! Best looking male poster: ................. Best looking male poster in a kilt ............ Best Female poster Best looking female poster........... Best looking female poster in a kilt.......... Ugilist male poster............. Plant Pilot! Funnist poster............ Best thread............... Two serious awards Lee WIsner wins a special lifetime achievement award for his brilliant behind the scenes work. Most significant contributer to the forum. So the list is open, please vote now you have until june eleventh!
Ummm, how did I manage to get 'Ugliest Male Poster'? I mean, male and poster fit, but uglyest? Referee!
Ummm, how did I manage to get 'Ugliest Male Poster'? I mean, male and poster fit, but uglyest? Referee! Its only a nomination not an actual award. paranoid or what??????
Its only a nomination not an actual award. paranoid or what?????? I don't care if it is 'only' a nomination. If you don't mind stepping outside I'll nip into the G1098 store, grab a chainsaw, and sort you out for a nomination for 'Shortest Poster"!
Makes you wonder where he's going with this, doesn't it? Okay, go with that one. Rocky Horror thread may get some extra hits in the next few days. But if I had to go by those photos alone then i nominate........ Haven't the faintest.:mellow: Angie Erm............ What? There was a camera?! *Sits back and waits, then thinks of Rocky Horror thread* ROFLMAO! By the Line Book, then I'd say Spidge, if only to stop him posting Blonde jokes. I kinda miss the WCW thread...but I'm sure my aim will improve. Oh go on then. Cheers Lee! Toss up between Sapper and Jhor9 for me I'm afraid. Why the 11th? she asks suspiciously.
I don't care if it is 'only' a nomination. If you don't mind stepping outside I'll nip into the G1098 store, grab a chainsaw, and sort you out for a nomination for 'Shortest Poster"! *sits in deckchair with Banananananananananananananananananana daquiri and opens the forum Betting book* My moneys on the RE. Any takers?
I don't care if it is 'only' a nomination. If you don't mind stepping outside I'll nip into the G1098 store, grab a chainsaw, and sort you out for a nomination for 'Shortest Poster"! Confuscious he say "Man without chainsaw runnings faster than man with chainsaw":p
Confuscious he say "Man without chainsaw runnings faster than man with chainsaw":p Confuscious, not aware that a Sapper on a mission with a chainsaw (running), runs faster than ex-crab without every time!
Confuscious, not aware that a Sapper on a mission with a chainsaw (running), runs faster than ex-crab without every time! But Plant pilot not aware that i have seen the Running man!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll give you the follwoignods: - 7-2 odds on the RE gets his target. 9-2 the Flyboy gets away 10-1 RE drops chainsaw on own foot. 15-1 both fall over and it ends in an amusing ten minutes for spectators 25-1 RE's mates join in. 29-1 Haggis come to Flyboys rescue. 100-1 Flyboy finds own chainsaw under a stone and duel commences. Evens on a lightning strike magnetising them both. But that one is too outlandish to even consider. Place your bets now. *refills Bananananananananananananananananananana daquiri and waits*
Quote: <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by morse1001 Most significant contributer to the forum. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> Toss up between Sapper and Jhor9 for me I'm afraid. Don't forget Gerry Chester, another WW2 Veteran. I WIN ugliest bloke for my "grimacy".
But Plant pilot not aware that i have seen the Running man!!! So watching a film improves your running? With a fitness regime like that I might just walk to save a bit of effort. 10-1 RE drops chainsaw on own foot. Not a problem. Working within todays restrictive H&SAW rules I will of course be wearing my full IPE and 'Boots, Combat, Safety' (the ones with the steel toecaps). I'd hate to hurt anything but the 'target'.
So watching a film improves your running? With a fitness regime like that I might just walk to save a bit of effort. It does give me few ideas on how to deal with a chainsaw weilding maniac!!!
So watching a film improves your running? With a fitness regime like that I might just walk to save a bit of effort. Not a problem. Working within todays restrictive H&SAW rules I will of course be wearing my full IPE and 'Boots, Combat, Safety' (the ones with the steel toecaps). I'd hate to hurt anything but the 'target'. Having watched a work colleague in full chainsaw mode, It's a good job you'll only have to walk. The odds are slashed to 2-1 on you winning unless something really insane happens. And this being the barracks...
It does give me few ideas on how to deal with a chainsaw weilding maniac!!! First you call me ugly, now you are calling me a maniac. You really don't know when it's a good idea to stop, do you? I wouldn't say 'maniac', I'd just call it 'focused'.
First you call me ugly, now you are calling me a maniac. You really don't know when it's a good idea to stop, do you? I wouldn't say 'maniac', I'd just call it 'focused'. Hard worker.
