Stopping it in its tracks.

Discussion in 'Postwar' started by von Poop, Oct 1, 2018.

  1. von Poop

    von Poop Adaministrator Admin

    Sadly, explosive solutions are disallowed from the competition.
     
  2. Blutto

    Blutto Plane Mad

    My first thoughts are using the population of Leicester or some other midlands town/city en masse.
     
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  3. von Poop

    von Poop Adaministrator Admin

    We're as far from the sea as it's possible to get here.
    Much as I like the human wave suggestion, unless these AFVs are coming by air you'll need a far more efficient mobilisation system.
    Coastal communities may have to take up this slack. The Bognor Banzai Battalion, Dover Track-Jammers etc. (I'd suggest Larndan & its supposed mass transport network, but, y'know, Southern Rail? Nah.)
     
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  4. CL1

    CL1 116th LAA and 92nd (Loyals) LAA,Royal Artillery Patron

    Poppycock have they not seen what a box of de headed swan vestas,firework gunpowder and a cobbled together fuse can do to a Panzer III Aifix model
     
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  5. Jonathan Ball

    Jonathan Ball It's a way of life.

    A Carrier Bag. Only cost 5p from most good retailers as well.

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  6. Steve Mac

    Steve Mac Very Senior Member

    How about a German Anti-Tank gun:



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  7. canuck

    canuck Token Colonial Patron

    When properly trained can chew through tires or treads.

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  8. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA Patron

    Nice beaver!
     
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  9. canuck

    canuck Token Colonial Patron

    I knew someone would say it and you were in my top 3 list of suspects.
     
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  10. CL1

    CL1 116th LAA and 92nd (Loyals) LAA,Royal Artillery Patron

    whack that in the tank quite literally and its fair trade
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  11. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA Patron

    You tee them up and I'll hit em, old bean :)

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  12. Tolbooth

    Tolbooth Patron Patron

    Perhaps the well known ACME company has something in their catalogue...

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  13. KevinC

    KevinC Slightly wierd

    You posted to late for me :D
     
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  14. ozzy16

    ozzy16 Patron Patron

    Rpants.jpg Graham.
     
  15. Owen

    Owen -- --- -.. MOD

    Mud works..

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  16. Harry Ree

    Harry Ree Very Senior Member

    Choke the engine from starting by stuffing rags up the exhaust....reportedly practiced by Russian partisans.

    Hard to achieve on the Tiger, having vertical exhaust stacks

    I would add after seeing the previous post,construct an anti tank trap 20 miles minimum breadth.
     
  17. von Poop

    von Poop Adaministrator Admin

    That's the closest anyone's got to a ban for months...o_O


    I'm off to actually read the specs for this competition now.
    Think it's rather splendid, this open call for ideas. Wouldn't you just love to be the civil serpent sifting through ideas from persistent loonies who think they're Barnes Wallis...
     
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  18. papiermache

    papiermache Well-Known Member

    Actually it's not one but several civil servants, and some American chaps possibly.

    Meanwhile, and happily assuming the mantle of persistent loony,...it takes a few hours of clicking links on the MOD website to collect all the terms and conditions about what they think they want but I like their "Short Form Contract" ( 20180530_Short_Form_Contract__V1.9 ) which has this gem:

    " 14. Personnel

    a. You shall tell Us who is working on the Contract.

    b. If We think that anyone is unsuitable to do the work under this Contract for any reason We shall notify You in writing that We shall:

    (1) refuse them admission to Our premises
    (2) require You to end Your involvement with them under this Contract "

    Anyway, I was thinking that the late, great, Tex Avery would win it easily.

    I was thinking about nitrogen filled soap bubbles, but, dash it all, I've just ruined my chances because I read somewhere in the terms and conditions that I'm not allowed to tell anyone...

    I shall tell Me: exit.....
     
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  19. von Poop

    von Poop Adaministrator Admin

    Quite brilliant.
    That, right there, is a clause forged in bitter experience.
    "Oh, so that's the chap who's come in for the trials, Is it?... Can anyone tell me why he's accompanied by an FSB* Colonel & two chaps from the Chinese embassy?? "



    *No, of course I don't mean the Federation of Small Businesses... Pedants.
     
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  20. canuck

    canuck Token Colonial Patron

    Last year's finalist was put through intensieve security screening.

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