Good point Chris From our Royal Mail Letters to Santa It's nearly Christmas, and we know you want to make sure that your letter to Santa Claus gets to him. We've just received the message below from Father Christmas himself - he's as excited about Christmas as we are! Please remember, as Santa says: get your letter posted by Friday 11 December. Santa/Father Christmas Santa's Grotto Reindeerland XM4 5HQ
Father Christmas (FC) is on a practice run tonight and has been cleared to trial with a full load at full speed. Please make your Elves .Fairies and other Folklore helpers aware of this and ensure they attend the Zoom update meeting which will be set by FC on his return.Happy Gnome radio will provide a news report when available. The technical data just uploaded. Sleigh weight including all presents (excluding FC) is 321,000 Tons Mean Speed will be 3000 times the speed of sound circa 2,9 Million Miles Per Hour Once down to subsonic speed he will be top covered back to North Pole base by the new USAF T1 fighter jets The new B21 Raider will assist in sprinkling fairy dust to cloak the flight path a few hours before the trial run
Santa reaches us here in Shetland today, heading South now.. Santa provides festive cheer in helicopter jaunt around isles | Shetland News (shetnews.co.uk)
I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news but a report currently trending on Twitter suggests that Father Christmas is on a ventilator in an I.C.U. in Lapland, being both a hardcore anti vaxxer and morbidly obese, he is not expected to pull through. If Twitter can be trusted my understanding is that the Prime Minister will be speaking to the nation at 9 pm today. In the meantime if you hold any stocks and shares in any of the multinational corporations that supply goods and services to Santa Claus Enterprises, P.L.C., including both Amazon and Walmart, be sensible and unload them as fast as you can. It is going to be a blood bath.
Jet Fighters The last system we use is the NORAD jet fighter. Canadian NORAD fighter pilots, flying the CF-18, take off out of Newfoundland and welcome Santa to North America. Then at numerous locations in Canada other CF-18 fighter pilots escort Santa. While in the United States, American NORAD fighter pilots in either the F-15s, F16s or F-22s get the thrill of flying with Santa and the famous Reindeer - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph. Even though Santa flies faster than any jet fighter (Santa actually slows down for us to escort him), all of these systems together provide NORAD with a very good continuous picture of his whereaboutshttps://www.noradsanta.org/en/noradhq#OurMission
All those years after Wills post I went there in July & appeared on that webcam myself. Those of you that know me will spot me easily. We're going back in February.
He should be in New Zealand. Edit. Ah he already been there. https://www.youtube.com/live/JNArnI9JbRU?si=OE9ULFP_YrUKW96I Bloody You Tube link playing up.
