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Jokes thread

Discussion in 'The Lounge Bar' started by Gage, Mar 25, 2006.

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  1. JimHerriot

    JimHerriot Ready for Anything


    Do farm houses have electricity now?

    Kind regards, if you cut a candle in half can you burn it at both ends? Always,

    Jim.
     
    JimHerriot, Nov 8, 2025
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  2. Quarterfinal

    Quarterfinal Well-Known Member

    Hope it works better than the water 'otter I got from the local Del Boy:
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    My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit.
     
    Quarterfinal, Nov 8, 2025
    #3902
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  3. Little Friend

    Little Friend Senior Member

    I do know a family who live in a Farmhouse, so, if it don't work here, we'll take it there. Fortunately, only a couple of miles away ! :pipe:
     
    Little Friend, Nov 8, 2025
    #3903
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  4. JimHerriot

    JimHerriot Ready for Anything

    "Anyone seen my binoculars?"

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    Kind regards, testing, testing, very testing, always,

    Jim.
     
    JimHerriot, Nov 9, 2025
    #3904
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  5. wooley12

    wooley12 Active Member

    I can relate to this one. For good or bad.

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    wooley12, Nov 19, 2025
    #3905
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  6. Peasant

    Peasant Active Member

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    Peasant, Nov 26, 2025
    #3906
  7. JohnG505

    JohnG505 Getting there......

    Heard an urgent news alert on the radio today, that a car was travelling down the wrong side of the M3. I quickly phoned my dad, who was on his way to see us and as soon as he picked up, I warned him of the danger. ONE?, son, he said, there's bloody hundreds.
     
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    JohnG505, Nov 26, 2025
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  8. Peasant

    Peasant Active Member

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    Peasant, Nov 26, 2025
    #3908
  9. OpanaPointer

    OpanaPointer Pearl Harbor Myth Buster

    Yes
     
    OpanaPointer, Nov 26, 2025
    #3909
  10. Peasant

    Peasant Active Member

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    My sense of humor:

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    Peasant, Nov 27, 2025
    #3910
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  11. Peasant

    Peasant Active Member

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    Peasant, Nov 29, 2025
    #3911
  12. jwsleser

    jwsleser Well-Known Member

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    jwsleser, Dec 2, 2025
    #3912
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  13. Peasant

    Peasant Active Member

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    Peasant, Dec 4, 2025
    #3913
  14. Peasant

    Peasant Active Member

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    Peasant, Dec 6, 2025
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