Is grammar dead?

Discussion in 'The Lounge Bar' started by Belville, Sep 4, 2019.

  1. Belville

    Belville Senior Member

    If you click on ‘War Cemeteries and War Memorial Research' and then rest the cursor on 'Remembering Today’, you see a pop-up label in which the second sentence reads:

    “And maybe add a bit to each of them’s story”.

    Who writes this stuff?

    Belville
     
  2. Owen

    Owen -- --- -.. MOD

    I suspect it was von poop when he was pissed up one night.
    You pass "the test" for spotting it.

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  3. dbf

    dbf Moderatrix MOD

    Or, it could've been me. :omg:

    Now fixed/removed.
     
  4. CL1

    CL1 116th LAA and 92nd (Loyals) LAA,Royal Artillery

    grammar gone right up the pictures innit
     
  5. Tony56

    Tony56 Member Patron

    In a word - yes.
     
  6. dbf

    dbf Moderatrix MOD


    Yes she died 4th Q 1984.
     
  7. CL1

    CL1 116th LAA and 92nd (Loyals) LAA,Royal Artillery

    eye is the warlds wurst et grimmer ant spelik
     
  8. Mr Jinks

    Mr Jinks Bit of a Cad

  9. TTH

    TTH Senior Member

    Then you have a career waiting for you in journalism, politics, or education.
     
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  10. 51highland

    51highland Very Senior Member

    My ol Gra ma made luvverly cakes!!!
     
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  11. Robert-w

    Robert-w Banned

    Or cana biskets?
     
  12. A-58

    A-58 Not so senior Member

    Well it certainly is as far as social media, email, texts, etc. Especially in the punctuation department. To me there is no excuse for run on sentences, no capitalization and the overuse of slang. For example, dat (that), dem (them), prolly (probably), whatevs (whatever), 2 (to) and the total improper use of to, two and too in addition to there, their and they’re and road, rowed and rode. It’s like hearing fingernails being dragged on a chalkboard when I read modern day hieroglyphics. Mostly the millennials are guilty of this practice, but more and more users of social media of all generations have devolved grammatically it seems. Cursive writing is not taught in most schools any longer. There are some local school boards reintroducing it in the classrooms now at the demands of parents.

    Hopefully the next thing to be returned to the teaching agenda is the telling of time on a regular clock (the big hand is on the....). Has anyone seen the movie “Idiocracy”? It’s here.
     
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  13. Robert-w

    Robert-w Banned

    Writing is becoming obsolete. I hardly ever use a pen these days apart from sometimes signing something. Almost everything is done through a keyboard. Even filling in forms is done on line. I can't remember when I last hand wrote a letter to anyone. Messages in Christmas and birthday cards is about all I do now.
     
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  14. vitellino

    vitellino Senior Member

    Give it a try.
     
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  15. Gary Kennedy

    Gary Kennedy Member

    Shes knot dead but her pulse is feint...
     
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  16. Trackfrower

    Trackfrower Member

    Yes. Closely followed by spelling and common sense!
     
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  17. Robert-w

    Robert-w Banned

    If grammar is dead I hope that it is the grammar imposed upon us by the Victorian academics who worked on the principle that English was a Latin language and imposed inappropriate rules upon it - eg split infinitives. Grammar is necessary but one better aligned to the language as it really is.
     
  18. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

    My pet peeve is when they begin ever sentence with "So".
     
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  19. SDP

    SDP Incurable Cometoholic

    I've two pet peeves:
    1. There's a BBC Newsreader who seems to start most stories with the word 'Now....'
    2. People who write 'of' when they mean 'have', for example "he could of done that".
     
  20. Robert-w

    Robert-w Banned

    That's to try and appear academic and not like common erks who start with erm or um or well or you see. All methods of buying time.
     

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