How can we not have a jokes thread?

Discussion in 'The Barracks' started by Za Rodinu, Feb 7, 2009.

  1. Andsco

    Andsco Well-Known Member

  2. Lindele

    Lindele formerly HA96

    Little Harry complains to his Grandfather: Dad beats me up!”

    Grandfather: “ Go to your mother”

    Harry:” She beats me too”

    Grandfather: Go to Football Club Burnley (The Clarets), they haven’t beaten anyone in years

    Stefan.:box:
     
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  3. Lindele

    Lindele formerly HA96

     
  4. Lindele

    Lindele formerly HA96


    joke, reality or nightmare ?
    Stefan.
     
  5. papiermache

    papiermache Well-Known Member

    Knock, knock.
    "Who's there ?"
    "Isabel"
    "Isabel who?"
    "Isabel on a bike necessary?"

    Knock, knock.
    "Who's there ?"
    "Irish stew"
    "Irish stew who?"
    "Irish stew in the name of the law."
     
  6. Andsco

    Andsco Well-Known Member

  7. Chris C

    Chris C Canadian Patron

    I have a joke about the Hawker Typhoon, but it falls off at the end.

    I also have a funny story about the Matilda tank, but it takes a while to get going.
     
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  8. bamboo43

    bamboo43 Very Senior Member

    I've been watching re-runs of Peter Kay on YouTube lately. He came up with this cracker the other night:

    Husband: Why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?

    Wife: Because I don't like to call you while you're at work!!
     
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  9. Andsco

    Andsco Well-Known Member

  10. High Wood

    High Wood Well-Known Member

    Some recommended reading:

    1940, Blitzkreig in France by Frank Rike.

    A Rifleman in Stalin's Red Army by Soldier Nitzen.

    The Fall of Berlin by General Kayos.
     
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  11. bamboo43

    bamboo43 Very Senior Member

    Nice selection HW.

    You may also like: Five Land on D-Day, by Norman D. Beeches.
     
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  12. Rich Payne

    Rich Payne Rivet Counter Patron 1940 Obsessive

  13. Staffsyeoman

    Staffsyeoman Member

    A Russian Army officer's wife is talking to her deployed husband on the phone. "So, darling, what's this Special Military Operation our glorious leader keeps telling us about?" "Well, it's a proxy war between us and NATO..." "Oh? How's it going?" "We've lost 24.000 soldiers, 2,000 tanks, 200 aircraft, several helicopters, loads of other armoured vehicles and artillery, and they've sunk our Black Sea Fleet flagship..." "My goodness!! What about NATO?" "Oh, they haven't turned up yet..."
     
  14. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

  15. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

  16. Rich Payne

    Rich Payne Rivet Counter Patron 1940 Obsessive

    Well, I assume the WHO meant it as a joke when they posted this on my FB timeline. My idea of an 'Event' involves autojumbles and the odd motorcycle run. Occasionally a day standing around dressed in serge...Thank goodness they don't say that Monkeypox can be caught from old engine parts.

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