Wrong Answer, WIFE > What would you do if I died ? would you get married again ? HUSBAND > Definitely not ! WIFE > Why not- don't you like being married ? HUSBAND > Of course I do. WIFE > Then why wouldn't you remarry ? HUSBAND > Okay, I'd get married again. WIFE > You would ? (with a hurtful look on her face) HUSBAND > (makes audible groan) WIFE > Would you live in our house ? HUSBAND > Sure it's a great house. WIFE > Would you sleep with her in our bed ? HUSBAND > Where else would would we sleep ? WIFE > Would you let her drive my car ? HUSBAND > Probably, it is almost new. WIFE > Would you replace my pictures with hers ? HUSBAND > That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE > Would she use my golf clubs ? HUSBAND > No, she's left handed. WIFE > --silence-- - HUSBAND > Oh Bugger............ Graham.
They do say the old ones are best. That joke was being made in 1990 with weather forecasts for Baghdad - as I was downwind in the Gulf at the time they weren't that funny
"WTF was that?" What the man said that survived the atomic blasting of Hiroshima. "There it is again!" What the man said that survived the atomic blasting of Hiroshimo said when he got home to Nagasaki and was explaining to his wife about his business trip to Hiroshima. Legend has it that she really didn't believe him at first. Really dudes, there was a two time veteran of the atomic blastings of Hiroshima AND Nagasaki. There's no telling what he actually did say at the time, I just made it up. Well I thought that it was funny. Tsutomu Yamaguchi - Wikipedia
Another double is the lady who was on the Titanic and then survived the sinking of her sister ship in WW1. Probably given a lifetime ban on White Star ships thereafter.
Not really a joke, but I thought that it was funny. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=820500884679409