How can we not have a jokes thread?

Discussion in 'The Barracks' started by Za Rodinu, Feb 7, 2009.

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  1. Robert-w

    Robert-w Well-Known Member

    They do say the old ones are best. That joke was being made in 1990 with weather forecasts for Baghdad - as I was downwind in the Gulf at the time they weren't that funny
     
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  2. Dave55

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  3. A-58

    A-58 Not so senior Member

    "WTF was that?"

    What the man said that survived the atomic blasting of Hiroshima.

    "There it is again!"

    What the man said that survived the atomic blasting of Hiroshimo said when he got home to Nagasaki and was explaining to his wife about his business trip to Hiroshima. Legend has it that she really didn't believe him at first.

    Really dudes, there was a two time veteran of the atomic blastings of Hiroshima AND Nagasaki. There's no telling what he actually did say at the time, I just made it up. Well I thought that it was funny.

    Tsutomu Yamaguchi - Wikipedia
     
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  4. Robert-w

    Robert-w Well-Known Member

    Another double is the lady who was on the Titanic and then survived the sinking of her sister ship in WW1. Probably given a lifetime ban on White Star ships thereafter.
     
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  5. A-58

    A-58 Not so senior Member

    I think that I read that she survived three sinkings in all.
     
  6. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA Patron

     
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  7. canuck

    canuck Token Colonial Patron

    ............and forever after referred to as Lady Jonah.
     
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    Dave55 Atlanta, USA Patron

     
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  10. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA Patron

    George gets mistaken for head of Aryan Union.

     
  11. A-58

    A-58 Not so senior Member

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    Dave55 Atlanta, USA Patron

  13. Robert-w

    Robert-w Well-Known Member

    No I am definitely not Spartacus, those other guys may think they are but I am not. never heard of the guy in fact. Just bumped into those lads in a wine bar, assumed they were some sort of supporters club - bit of a rough lot if you ask me - ha ha ha, Now officer if you can just see your way to letting me toddle off home .......
     
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  14. Chris C

    Chris C Canadian researcher

    If you are attracted by a gang of evil clowns, what is your best tactic?

    Go for the juggler.
     
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  15. Markyboy

    Markyboy Member

    Attacked...……..
     
  16. Robert-w

    Robert-w Well-Known Member

    If attached to a gang of evil clowns must be a typical (name football club) supporter
     
  17. Chris C

    Chris C Canadian researcher

    Well I'll just see myself out before you all start throwing rotten vegetables at me :)
     
  18. Markyboy

    Markyboy Member

    It's all in the...…………………………………………………………………..delivery!
     
  19. timuk

    timuk Well-Known Member

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