How can we not have a jokes thread?

Discussion in 'The Barracks' started by Za Rodinu, Feb 7, 2009.

  1. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA Patron

    My favorite line of the whole movie.

    "Just because you find yourself in the UNIQUE position of defending clients who say they didn't do it.":)

  2. canuck

    canuck Token Colonial Patron

    The other night, I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I wondered, "where the hell is my roof?"
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  3. Rich Payne

    Rich Payne Rivet Counter Patron 1940 Obsessive

    Being a bit of a cynic, I would say that He's simply waited a hundred years or so...

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  4. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA Patron

    Ruined the name Aaron forever in the United States :)

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  5. DavidW

    DavidW Well-Known Member

    In the UK the name Aaron (pronounced Airon) is often pronounced Arron in confusion with the name Arran.

    Not as funny, as the clip, but also another culture where Aaron is ruined.
  6. dryan67

    dryan67 Senior Member

    Being an ex-teacher, I can appreciate the Aaron segment. The first day role call was always an experience.
  7. DavidW

    DavidW Well-Known Member

    We had a Siobhan (Shiv awn) in our class when we were about 12yo in England. It was a huge laugh to see how the new/supply teachers would struggle with it! no-one outside of Eire seemed to have heard of it in those days (mid 70's).
  8. KevinBattle

    KevinBattle Senior Member

    I remember the confusion in the office when I talked about Porric Harrington when everyone had called him PADRAGE and they absolutely refused to believe me, convinced I was taking the Birdseye peas
  9. 8RB

    8RB Well-Known Member

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  10. ozzy16

    ozzy16 Patron Patron

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  11. CL1

    CL1 116th LAA and 92nd (Loyals) LAA,Royal Artillery Patron

    from the Edinburgh fringe comedian Olaf Falafel who won Dave's "Funniest Joke of The Fringe" award with the niche culinary pun.

    "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets".

    and another

    " jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar... demerara."
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  12. DavidW

    DavidW Well-Known Member

    Both very good!
  13. ozzy16

    ozzy16 Patron Patron

    Hope all the mods are down the pub tonight. ?

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  14. canuck

    canuck Token Colonial Patron

    Please, please.................keep the Brexit drama going. It is the only break we get here from the Trump obsessed media. Boris has been a refreshing change.
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  15. Tricky Dicky

    Tricky Dicky Don'tre member

    But ... but ...... but ...... thats fake news

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  16. ozzy16

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  17. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA Patron

    Pretty good-natured about their names. All of the guys who are not Key or Peele are actual players.

    I just watched HaHa Clinton-Dix score a touchdown off an interception for the Chicago Bears

  18. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA Patron

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  19. A-58

    A-58 Not so senior Member

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  20. Blutto

    Blutto Plane Mad

    A Glock in the hand beats two car-jackers in the bush....?
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