A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2019 Super Bowl, 50 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St. Patrick Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Michelle, she's 5'6", about 135 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.
Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day. Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. "She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. "She will praise you! "She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for just a rib?" Of course the rest is history!!!!
She said to me " I want to get fit again, what should I do ?" I said " run 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the afternoon and by this time next week you should be 42 miles away". Anyway, the surgeon said " once we have removed the golf club i should be able to walk again in 6 months time". Graham.
Saw this one live this morning. Socialist vs billionaire investor Hot Mic Catches Sam Zell on CNBC Reacting to Dem Congressman on Failed Amazon Deal: ‘What a Crock of Shit!’
"Here in the most beautiful fountain in Trafalgar Square you have the audacity, and the audicity to wash an overcoat, thus fouling the water. You might have waited until I finished my bath!" - the Goon Show
