How can we not have a jokes thread?

Discussion in 'The Barracks' started by Za Rodinu, Feb 7, 2009.

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  1. A-58

    A-58 Not so senior Member

    Me, a democrat? Surely you jest.
     
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  2. Dave55

    Dave55 Very Senior Member

    How about Mel Blanc ?

     
  3. Chris C

    Chris C Canadian researcher

     
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    Dave55 Very Senior Member

     
  5. canuck

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    Not his best work.
     
  6. canuck

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    I didn't even open that link. Paul would be far more likely to be wooing Jane's brother.
     
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  7. canuck

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    Dave, you can use this link to brush up on your Quebecois accent:

     
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  8. KevinC

    KevinC Slightly wierd

    I watched it with the sound down. Still waiting for the buttons to pop
     
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  9. Tricky Dicky

    Tricky Dicky Don'tre member

    Hmm she has attributes that would help me learn Quebecois, and they are ................ patience, knowledge, understanding, professionalism and ...................................

    TD
     
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  10. Dave55

    Dave55 Very Senior Member

    To paraphrase Rodney Dangerfield, "Good teacher. She really seems to care!"
     
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  11. A-58

    A-58 Not so senior Member

    And to add to that another one of Rodney's quotes from the same movie, "the best thing about teachers is if you do something wrong, they make you do it again".

    Great flick.
     
  12. Dave55

    Dave55 Very Senior Member

    "Good answer!"

     
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  13. A-58

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  15. Dave55

    Dave55 Very Senior Member

    A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2019 Super Bowl, 50 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St. Patrick Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Michelle, she's 5'6", about 135 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.
     
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  17. Brian Smith

    Brian Smith Junior Member

    Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.

    Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

    God said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. "She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. "She will praise you!

    "She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

    Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg."

    Then Adam asked, "What can I get for just a rib?"

    Of course the rest is history!!!!
     
  18. DavidW

    DavidW Well-Known Member

    Very good!
     
  19. canuck

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