Well, that just about wraps it up, for this squalid little attempt to make a buck or two out of Neo-Nazi's, Neo-Stalinists, and other toe-rags of society. I'd like to thank all those for contributing. Firstly to Gerrard for providing such a lively topic of well meaning but unfortunate fiction. I think, personally, that his great nemesis, our own and well loved "Lawrence of Arabia" PHYLO ROADKING has survived taunts, personal besmirchment, invasion of privacey, and other inequalities to emerge as the clear winner in this contest. But nothing's predictable in this tough, harsh, highly comptetive world of publishing where todays journalistic sensation, is tomorrows chicken shit. Sadly, I don't think anyone here has successfully encapsulated Proust in his entirity, so I'm going to award the prize to the girl with the biggest tits.....(yayyyy!!!!) Next time we want to have a "All England Summarize" competition featuring children's fiction, Gerrard will be the first person we call. And back to you in the studio, Norman!