Daddy Carrier, Mummy Carrier and Baby Carrier all headed out for an early morning patrol while their porridge cooled.......
Driver: Hello is that Direct Line? Yes, I'd like to report an accident please. Yes, most of the damage is to the offside wing!
He should've known there'd be a catch when the CSM asked if anyone fancied a room with clean sheets and lots of reproduction...
“You need to be a bit more careful with the Obliterine, Jenkins - and wait till it has fully dried.” (Mistakes on Repro sheets were corrected by brushing them out with a formulated correction fluid and retyping once it had dried. "Obliterine" was a popular brand in the UK and Australia.)