Caption competition

Despite being world leaders in chemical warfare, the Germans' early experiments with biological shell fillings were, quite frankly, shit.

 

The brilliance of the Panzerwaffe has blinded many to the fact that Germany's first attempt to bring cavalry into the 20th Century tanked.

 

“Stop whining Karl - joining the Mickey Mouse Club was your idea.”

 

"Beatrice and Jim, placed 87th in the Come as a Panda fancy dress competition, Yokohama 1934"

Kind regards, always,

Jim.

 

Despite this shaky start, Nazi patronage enabled Bang and Olufsen go on to develop the world's first ghetto blaster.

 

Indian nationalists were quick to curry
favour once Bose realised the Germans lacked his electro-acoustic expertise...

 

I'm feeling uninspired, but I thought somebody might manage a good one with this:

I

 

The vet says its an infection called Mills-Bomb Bollocks.

 

Inspired by the Soviet anti-tank dogs, the US Marines soon had an answer to Japanese tree-snipers.

 

Strewth! You bloody drongo. I said "take the grenade and fit the primer, mate"!

 

Biggles and Algy take duck hunting to the next level.

 

Until they passed gunnery, they wouldn't get their wings...

 

Spectacular Russian discovery of New Old Stock WW2 loot!

 

"Rare Prototype of DeLorean Tank That Never Made Mass-Production."

 

We need a bit of Blue Sky thinking here

 

No Water Wings supplied for men and machine alike.