Caption competition

Discussion in 'The Barracks' started by dbf, Oct 30, 2008.

  1. idler

    idler GeneralList

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    Talk about awkward eye contact...

    "No, lootenant. I want to inspect your other privates."

    "No, doc. I got a bullet through this helmet."

    "Son, we go Ranger, not commando."

    Yanks by name...
     
  2. wooley12

    wooley12 Active Member

    The caption written on the back of the photo reads "Short arm inspection. Sicily."
     
  3. 14/264

    14/264 Active Member

    That reminds me of something William Manchester wrote in Goodbye Darkness. One of his comrades in the USMC had a tattoo of 'Hi Doc' under his foreskin :eek: to be displayed during a short arm inspection. Sadly, the joke wasn't appreciated and the marine was placed under arrest for disrespect to an officer.
     
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  4. von Poop

    von Poop Adaministrator Admin

  5. Blutto

    Blutto Plane Mad

    "Pssst, it is you know...."
     
  6. Wg Cdr Luddite

    Wg Cdr Luddite Active Member

    IDF Low Profile Tank trials.
     
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    bamboo43 Very Senior Member Patron

  8. Charley Fortnum

    Charley Fortnum Dreaming of Red Eagles

    Most impressive, but you vill never be able to park it in my square...

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  9. von Poop

    von Poop Adaministrator Admin

  10. Charley Fortnum

    Charley Fortnum Dreaming of Red Eagles

    Awarded the Arctic Star, no doubt, for their polar service.
     
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  11. 8RB

    8RB Well-Known Member

    Day one of our camouflage course...

     
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  12. smdarby

    smdarby Patron Patron

    Or Polish sniper course..
     
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  13. von Poop

    von Poop Adaministrator Admin

    You are both punning swine, and should hang your heads in shame.
    I did laugh, though.
    Guiltily.
     
  14. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

  15. idler

    idler GeneralList

    Bet he won't be smiling when he ends up with gunner-rear...
     
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  16. JimHerriot

    JimHerriot Ready for Anything

    Your effort absolutely deserves an extensive round of applause, or clap even.

    Kind regards and umbrellas,

    Jim.
     
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  17. CL1

    CL1 116th LAA and 92nd (Loyals) LAA,Royal Artillery Patron

    I checked FWR and they confirmed Great Grandad was a German shell shifter

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  18. tmac

    tmac Senior Member

    The issue of prophylactics to soldiers in the German Army tended to be haphazard.
     
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  19. Markyboy

    Markyboy Member

    The 2021 North Korean space program remains on track.
     
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    Blutto Plane Mad

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