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Volkswagen's early attempts at falsifying tests changed the vehicle to suit its emissions, not the other way round.

 

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The Canadian government quickly caved-in to the feminists' demands for the installation of gender-neutral persontlets.

 

The IKEA directors had never known such a high level of returns.

 

Hey bud - how many eggs do you get to the mile?

TD

 

I'm going to have to ask you to pull over, Sir.

Your rhea lights aren't working.







Rhea (bird) - Wikipedia

 

'put yer seal belt on pal or i'll be pulling your head outa that birds ass later'

 

Der fuhrer enjoys his bath time.

 

"Ramming Speed!"---Brother D-Day, Delta House Fraternity, Faber College, Faber, Pennsylvania, 1962

 

Thank you for this Corporal Airfix, but this is not what I meant when I said you were a model soldier.

 

Photographic evidence of the Luftwaffe's negligible contribution to SEELOWE...

 

Channelling the Spanish Armada for the invasion of England

 

Let me guess! Ze budget for za Vonder Veapons project haz been slashed again.

 

I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the troops were reluctant to board. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a troopship at anchor that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

A coconut for anybody who knows what I'm on about.

 

After the 'bomb in a briefcase' balls-up, the August plotters made sure their device would go on the table.

 

Apologies but I couldn't resist. I'm not touching it!

 

I imagine the points need adjusting after every run...

 

"I said I want a new engine in my Volvo", screamed Ingrid in her thick Swedish accent.