Caption competition

The waiter was a little tied up, but the hat didn't fit...

 

NWO Luciferian, Madonna, at a ceremony to mark the opening of the luxurious, secret Armageddon Bunker ...

 

Annoyingly, the lady has an upside down Fleur de Lys, the latter day cap badge of the King's Regiment.

Now not being her Papa and not wishing to preach, and always encouraging folk to express themselves, this is decidedly Borderline!

 

Patrolling the Road to Mandalay.

 

Howdah hell does he expect to hit anything from up there?

 

How do you like our latest oozie 9mm.

Urban Dictionary: oozie definition no. 2.

 

The USMC didn't let geographical subtleties get in the way of their contribution to the Indian Wars...

 

Have at it mates.

 

'come up and try to see me some time'

 

the grassy miaow.

 

'you cant beat a 3 fingered yank'

 

' dont eefen zinc about it you lil schweinhund!'

soz, ill stop now!

 

UNDERCOVER CANADIAN POLICE FIND NEW STRAIN OF CANNABIS ON SALE UNDER LOCAL BRIDGE.

 

"Sergeant Norman Stanley Fletcher asks the kraut if he's any duty free snout..."

 

The Germans' greatest mistake was to think the British soldier lacked guts...

 

Vee had heard in Berlin how zee English had 'had a bellyful' of zee var.
Vee did not immediately grasp zee concept.

 

Squad, camp it up!

 

He vould not fit in my little tank...

...vell, perhaps if we squeezed in tight.