" Well, Puss, if you've had enough of bully beef cling on to this and take a ride for some cold sausage."
An unusually efficient form of lubrication for the new shell was found in the most unlikely of places.
Once more unto the breech, dear friend! or: That cat had crept into his crib, crapped and crept out again once too often...
Kitten: I prefer a vertical scratching post. Or, it's becoming difficult to find good EOD chaps these days.
There's something about this hedgehog that's not quite right. Hands up those who actually read the manual.