Caption competition

Discussion in 'The Lounge Bar' started by dbf, Oct 30, 2008.

  1. smdarby

    smdarby Well-Known Member

    Amendment: "Hey Vasily, what is that bird sitting on your head? If only someone would invent a global computer network providing easily-accessible information at the touch of a button I could quickly find out."
     
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  2. Owen

    Owen -- --- -.. MOD

    Would a Finnish soldier be called Vasily ?
     
  3. bofors

    bofors Senior Member

    Hurry up and send that message!
     
  4. idler

    idler GeneralList

    Altogether now:

    "Let it go, let it go. Can't hold it back anymore..."
     
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  5. idler

    idler GeneralList

    However good it looked on paper, the Finnish Projecturd, Infantry Anti-Personnel was a shit weapon.
     
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  6. Don Juan

    Don Juan Well-Known Member

    Third man from the right is saying "Are you sure these binoculars will not be powerful enough?"
     
  7. tmac

    tmac Senior Member

    'No, you misheard me. I said "This new weapon is forked", not "This new weapon is f****d."'
     
  8. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    The Finnish army eventually realized that gynaecologists were easily distracted and generally made poor officers.
     
  9. KevinBattle

    KevinBattle Senior Member

    I said "WHY ARE YOU WEARING EAR DEFENDERS?"
    Did you mean it will reach the capital of North Korea, or are you just adding sound effects?
     
  10. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

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    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

  12. Markyboy

    Markyboy Member

    Attempts to get Trump to 'wake up' to the current crisis are getting desperate.
     
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  13. JPP

    JPP Junior Member

    We ave ways of making you talk. (German testicle slapper)
     
  14. JDKR

    JDKR Member

    Dave misunderstood the instruction to design a new, wheeled-trailer, map marking symbol.
     
  15. bamboo43

    bamboo43 Very Senior Member

    The three remaining members of Led Zeppelin finally find a way of replacing John Bonham.

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  16. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

  17. High Wood

    High Wood Well-Known Member

    George Formby was right when he complained that all the good looking girls fancy the guitar player and not the bloke that plays the Ukulele.
     
  18. Robert-w

    Robert-w Banned

    Ever heard about what they say about men with big feet
     
  19. High Wood

    High Wood Well-Known Member

    Yes, big shoes.
     
  20. High Wood

    High Wood Well-Known Member

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    After the recent baby swapping scandal the maternity unit was taking protection of the new born very seriously.
     
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