Amendment: "Hey Vasily, what is that bird sitting on your head? If only someone would invent a global computer network providing easily-accessible information at the touch of a button I could quickly find out."
The Finnish army eventually realized that gynaecologists were easily distracted and generally made poor officers.
I said "WHY ARE YOU WEARING EAR DEFENDERS?" Did you mean it will reach the capital of North Korea, or are you just adding sound effects?
George Formby was right when he complained that all the good looking girls fancy the guitar player and not the bloke that plays the Ukulele.
After the recent baby swapping scandal the maternity unit was taking protection of the new born very seriously.