A Russian Army officer's wife is talking to her deployed husband on the phone. "So, darling, what's this Special Military Operation our glorious leader keeps telling us about?" "Well, it's a proxy war between us and NATO..." "Oh? How's it going?" "We've lost 24.000 soldiers, 2,000 tanks, 200 aircraft, several helicopters, loads of other armoured vehicles and artillery, and they've sunk our Black Sea Fleet flagship..." "My goodness!! What about NATO?" "Oh, they haven't turned up yet..."
Well, I assume the WHO meant it as a joke when they posted this on my FB timeline. My idea of an 'Event' involves autojumbles and the odd motorcycle run. Occasionally a day standing around dressed in serge...Thank goodness they don't say that Monkeypox can be caught from old engine parts.
Refers to my last sentence here: Ukraine War. 2022- The stairs are blocked because the steps do not comply with the DIN standard But it cannot be rebuilt because it is a listed building
A recent, different thread reminded me that, in my early Scouting years: the Beaver Badge could be quite difficult to obtain ...... Sorry ....sorry ..............
On current occasion: Putin and Medvedev go to a restaurant together. The waiter asks Putin: 'What would you like to eat? Putin: 'A steak.' The waiter asks: 'And the side dish?' Putin: 'Would also like a steak.'
Because tradition is so important to Putin, I have a suggestion: Stalin died on 5 March Alexander II was assassinated on 13 March Nicholas II abdicated on 15 March Ivan the Terrible died on 18 March Paul I was strangled on 24 March Well, suicide is still missing from this list.... just an idea
