Jokes thread

Discussion in 'The Lounge Bar' started by Gage, Mar 25, 2006.

  1. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

     
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  4. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    At least until March, we have our wall built to keep the Americans out!

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  5. A-58

    A-58 Not so senior Member

    No, we "invade" by flying over it, for example into Calgary, then we rent a car to drive up to Banff, then spend waaaaay too much money skiing and drinking strong beer and cheap Crown Royal. Of course we always fall back, because yes it is such a beautiful place to visit, it just costs to dang much to stay there.
     
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  6. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

     
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  7. canuck

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    Paul Lynde as a Mountie!!!!

    That is pure blasphemy.

    But only slightly worse than the atrocious French-Canadian accent.
     
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  8. canuck

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    Must be a Democrat.
     
  9. A-58

    A-58 Not so senior Member

    Me, a democrat? Surely you jest.
     
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  10. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

    How about Mel Blanc ?

     
  11. Chris C

    Chris C Canadian

     
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    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

     
  13. canuck

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    Not his best work.
     
  14. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    I didn't even open that link. Paul would be far more likely to be wooing Jane's brother.
     
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  15. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    Dave, you can use this link to brush up on your Quebecois accent:

     
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  16. KevinC

    KevinC Slightly wierd

    I watched it with the sound down. Still waiting for the buttons to pop
     
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  17. Tricky Dicky

    Tricky Dicky Don'tre member

    Hmm she has attributes that would help me learn Quebecois, and they are ................ patience, knowledge, understanding, professionalism and ...................................

    TD
     
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  18. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

    To paraphrase Rodney Dangerfield, "Good teacher. She really seems to care!"
     
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  19. A-58

    A-58 Not so senior Member

    And to add to that another one of Rodney's quotes from the same movie, "the best thing about teachers is if you do something wrong, they make you do it again".

    Great flick.
     
  20. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

    "Good answer!"

     
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