Please, please.................keep the Brexit drama going. It is the only break we get here from the Trump obsessed media. Boris has been a refreshing change.
Pretty good-natured about their names. All of the guys who are not Key or Peele are actual players. I just watched HaHa Clinton-Dix score a touchdown off an interception for the Chicago Bears
There was a young lady from Natchez Whose clothing was always in patches. When comment arose On the state of her clothes, She drawled, "When I itches, I scratches."
On the Wehrmacht sniping range, the lieutenant says to a fellow soldier: "That new guy over there is pretty good". "Yes indeed, he is a fine marksman but I think we need to investigate his personal background". "Why?" "After every shot he carefully removes his fingerprints from the rifle".
From "The Swordfish Story" - this is from after Op Torch - from recollections of Don Baring-Gould - One other amusing incident was when we were still at Gib and we were given the task of escorting Force H through the Straits. Dennis, George and I thought we were doing a great job, particularly as there was a 60-knot headwind. We decided to sit over the leading destroyer as with only 20 knots to play with we could not move around too much. Obviously the Captain of the destroyer got a bit narked about this as it started flashing at us. As it was not too long I managed to read it: "Race you!"