Skid Shot Toilet Paper Blaster HYZH 60mm Caliber Giant Foam Soft Bullet Transmitter for Nerf CS Battle - Dark Green
Then just think of yourself as an older kid - buy one then go out & enjoy it - you deserve it, treat yourself TD
I'm going to get one of those toy mortars for when I next take my drone up to Gatwick. Should go down well with the perimeter security.
The mortar Im thinking adapting it more powerful spring enabling the lobbing of balled horse dung across at least 3 or 4 suburban gardens. one of these would fit