Jokes thread

Discussion in 'The Lounge Bar' started by Gage, Mar 25, 2006.

  1. timuk

    timuk Well-Known Member

    Inspired by the thread 'How to date a hedge.
    A good tip for saving time mowing the lawn in the summer. When watering add a bottle of whisky. The grass then comes up half cut!

    Tim
     
  2. Dave55

    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

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  3. Tricky Dicky

    Tricky Dicky Don'tre member

    Ye - i do zat once an look wat happed - i fill off me mower

    DT
     
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  6. ozzy16

    ozzy16 Well-Known Member

    Received this today. Graham. teacher.jpg
     
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  13. KevinBattle

    KevinBattle Senior Member

    How did he expect to tell a tribe with no previous contact with the outside world about God?
    They couldn't be expected to understand English, so it was a non starter in the first place.
    Perhaps he tasted divine, though? :wacko:
     
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  14. CL1

    CL1 116th LAA and 92nd (Loyals) LAA,Royal Artillery

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
     
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  15. ozzy16

    ozzy16 Well-Known Member

    James Bond lives next door to me,it must be him cos all we can hear every night is 'Roger-More'

    Graham.
     
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    Dave55 Atlanta, USA

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